Disney buys Marvel....

For about 4 billion dollars.

Not to shabby for a coming who was going to go bankrupt before Stan Lee and his team rescued it.

I'm kind of excited about this acquisition.

I mean as long as Disney doesn't start regulating what exactly Marvel can do and what it can't do, it should be a good thing for the both of them and fans.

What I am extremely excited about is the possibilities of mixing Disney and Marvel characters in a video game.

I mean think about it: if you think Kingdom Hearts 3 is going to be insane, can you imagine a Kingdom Hearts 4?!?!?!?

That shit would be beyond effin amazing and an automatic must buy.

Man this shit is going to get exciting.

I cant wait.

Let's do this already!!!

Follow the captain on twitter: Captain_Sawyer

Wow!!!

I must say, Inglourious Basterds was effin amazing!!

It was comical, brilliant and pack with amazing scenes.

The story started off slowing but it immediately picked up when the 2nd chapter came on.

Throughout the movie, people were cheering like crazy in the theater.

Tarantino did fantastic job and you can easily noticed similar methods that he uses throughout his work.

I don't want to go into full detail because I don't want to spoil it for you guys but my favorite scence clearly is how it all ends.

That shit was effin badass

Nonetheless, it's a must see.

I give a 4.5/5

so get off your ass and go watch it!

Tonight....

is the night that I will be going to a midnight viewing of Inglorious Bastards!!

I'm a little tired from work and running but I want to see this movie real bad so I will be going with my twin.

Not quite sure which theater we are going to but they better show the damn previews cause their a few theaters that won't show trailers during midnight viewings. WTF is that about huh?

I mean one of the best part of seeing a movie at the theaters are the effin trailers!!!!

Hopefully tomorrow I will give my review of the movie

Any who, I'm a little annoyed about the Dodgers losing yesterday since it was beyond lame and the fact that both the Rockies and Giants won made it worse.

This shit needs to stop like right now. I need like a 10 game winning streak to kick in.

Or else....

Ima be drop kicking people left and right.

So do yourself a favor...avoid getting drop kicked and follow me on Twitter

@Captain_Sawyer

Coming Soon

Well this month I plan on going to see a few movies before school starts and I've already made up my mine which ones I want to go see. I wanted to see G.I. Joe but I haven't really heard that much great stuff about it so I'm not really sure if I should go watch it.

But regardless there are two movies that I am definitely going to go see: Inglorious Bastards and The Goods!!

Now I'm not a huge Tarantino fan but there's something about Inglorious Bastards that makes me want to go see it since the moment I first saw the trailer. It was if there was a heavenly light shining upon the myself and the movie trailer the first time I saw it and I was immediately sold. I remember watching it with my twin and I was like...."ooooooooooh alrighty then (in heavenly church music) we are definitely fucking watching this shit!!

In case you haven't seen the trailer yet, here it is:

The second movie is The Goods, Live Hard and Sell Hard ( or something like that) is a movie right up my alley. Jeremy Piven is a brilliant actor and I know he can sell a movie so I'm looking forward of laughing my ass off when I watch it. So far the trailers have been hilarious so I'm sold on it and I can't wait.

Here's the trailer as well:

Well summer is ending soon so I have to hurry up and do random things before my life goes out the window with school, so if you have any suggestions, let me know.

Oh n for some reason I know more than just two people read this thing, so if your reading this thing, say hi or follow me. Thanks

So do yourself a favor...follow the Captain on Twitter

@Captain_Sawyer

Boondock Saints!!

Hey everyone!

I just got back from work and I'm exhausted but I made a promise to myself that I would update this blog daily as much as I could so here is today's edition.

BOONDOCK SAINTS or as I like to call it: BOONDOCK MOTHERFUCKING SAINTS is literally tied at first in my list as my favorite movies of all time. Now I wont reveal what it's tied with but I promise I will reveal later on in another post.

Anywho, in case you have seen this amazing movies, I'll give you two options: either a)kill yourself this instance or b)get ahold of that movie and watch immediately!!! I can literally promise you that you will enjoy it!.

Now back to the movie: Boondock Saints is a movie about two twin brothers who happen to hear a message from God who tells them to rid Boston from evil men. Now with the help of their best friends, who happens to be an errand boy for the mob, they start acting upon vigilantism and put the law into their hands. Throughout their journey you see how they acted on the message, and what ended up happening to them at the end.

Now I don't want to fully go into detail of the movie since I don't want to spoil it for you but I will tell you this: as your watching the movie, you will start to really question how society is really run and how things would be different if someone in the world would literally do what these brothers are doing.

I would like to consider that Boondock Saints is a movie that was very original when it came out since I had never seen anything like that before I saw that movie 6 years ago so it should really make an impact on you when you see it for the first time.

So make sure you pick it up!

That's all for now so....

Do yourself a favor and follow the Captain on Twitter

@Captain_Sawyer

Good Citizen of the Month

Ok this one is going to require you to go back to the golden years and think about your elementary years and perhaps your middle school years if your school was lame.

Any ways, today as I was driving when all of a sudden I saw this car with a sticker on it saying my child is the good citizen of month at blank school. I started thinking......what the fuck is the point of that award? I mean yes a school is promoting children to be good individuals/responsible but seriously, is the award necessary?

I mean I'm sure your thinking, gee Sawyer I bet you never got one of those awards but the reality of the fact is that I did receive that shit- multiple times to be exact, I don't really know why because as far as I know teachers hated the fact that my ADD was a distraction to all.

Now that I'm older and more wiser- I really don't see the point in handing out that award. I mean who really gives a shit if you got that award. It proves the point that the teacher liked you best either for being the smartest kid in the class or you were merely a teacher's pet.

What's even more sad than getting the award is having your parents actually place that shit on their car! I mean think about it....your parents are promoting that their child is a little teachers pet and wasn't good enough to get any other award besides the most pointless one available.

I am extremely grateful my parents never put that shit on their car or else who knows what my life would have end up like.

The moral of the story is this: schools please stop giving those pointless awards out and parents really need to set higher expectations for their children if they are going to be satisfied with a "Good Citizen of the month award"

(If you can find me a picture of one of those bumper stickers, let me know so I can put it up)

That is all for now.

Do yourself a favor and follow the Captain on Twitter!

@Captain_Sawyer

Arizona Flavored Teas

Do you remember when you first had your first Arizona flavor tea? Now if you have no clue of what I'm talking about or merely have never bothered to get one before, I want you to slap yourself, stop reading this and the get the fuck off the chair and go buy one!!

Back to my point. I remember my first time buying my drink: I was walking with my good friends Pishoy "the Oil eater" Haroun and Matt Longo from Griffiths Middle school and we stopped at the dairy market/ liquor store on the corner of Florence and Tweety ( I think) Any ways, we were going to get our typical drinks at the time which usually were some brand of soda but on that particular day, the asian lady when up to us and was like (In a Miss. Swan voice) "Oh hi, try dis new drink....isha good for you, oh yes. go buy buy."

So we all looked at each other with an are you effin serious expression but after thinking it over and realizing we each only had like 2 bucks on us each, we were sold by the asian lady's pitch and we each bought one. I remember buying a kiwi strawberry one and from the moment I tasted the first drop, I felt an instant orgasmic sensation run throughout my body! I couldn't believe how good this drink was- it was far better than any other soda and the best thing was that it was only 99 cents!!!

It was such an amazing drink for such an amazing price. Since that day, I knew that if I were ever thirsty and was running low on the funds, I could depend on an Arizona Flavored Tea to save the day!

So get off your ass and go buy one and while your at it, get me one too please. Thanks

P.S. I think Pishoy was looking for an Oil Flavored Arizona Tea that day....LMAO

Do Yourself a favor....Follow the Captain

@Captain_Sawyer

Living in the World Full of Treasure Chests

I was sitting in my car waiting for it to be 8:30 so I could go into work and I started thinking...Do you know what I've always wished we could have in this world?!?!?!? Treasure chest put all over the world that either had rupees or useful items.

Now I'm not talking about treasure chests as in the ones pirates would hide their booty in but the ones that could easily be found all over the world. Think about it how badass that would be!! How do you think Link, from Zelda, felt when he came up on one those suckers?!? I mean, in times like this recession, that would definitely help out the economy since one would be able to easily get money from them.

Imagine the feeling- you're walking around and you discover a treasure chest- as you're about to open it, you hear that awesome jingle and bam! You have a ruby rupee! Can you imagine had badass that must feel knowing you just made your paycheck of the week by finding a treasure chest that also plays a jingle when you open it!!!

Ahhhhh, now thats the high life.

But it would also be nice if it was possible to walk around on grass and cut away only to discover that it actually gave you money!!! But I guess there is already something like that.....its called gardening!! No wonder my people are always doing that shit! They knew the truth about cutting grass!!

Nonetheless, I still think it would be badass to live in a world like that. Until then, I guess I'll keep going to work and stick to playing my Zelda games!!

P.S. Here's a clip in case you have no idea of what I'm talking about:

Do yourself a favor....Follow the Captain

@Captain_Sawyer

The First...

Well hello there.

Now that I got my computer....the world is about to change.

I told myself I would start a blog once I got my pro and here I am; ready to throw myself into the ocean filled with sharks.

What kind of things should I warn you about if you happen to come across this blog...well expect a lot of things:

Sports

Randomness

Life

Video Games

BATMAN

Books

Adventures

and porn......

Sike!!

Any who, to tell you a lil bit about myself: My name is Brian Sawyer, but I go by Sawyer, Bruce, Brian, Captain and some times Savior of all ( jk on the last one unless u want to haha)

I am 21 and going to be graduating from USC this semester in which afterwards I plan on either being the President of the United States or work for ESPN.....

I will soon be writing my book about graduating college the fun way, which perhaps I might give a few snippets every once in a while in this blog

I consider myself a genius when it comes to sports- since i treat it like a religion and I pwn in fantasy sports

I consider my life to be a novela and full of random shit that at times only seems like it can only happen in a book or movie.

Any who, I'm sure as time goes on you'll be able to get a better understanding as to who I am and what I am about.

Let's hope this is the start of something great.

To get you all started......try to figure out who this dee dee dee is in this clip

P.S. Do your self a favor....follow the Captain.....

@Captain_Sawyer