MTV Thursday is here!!!

I must say, if you have given up on MTV because they hardly play music videos any more or just don't plain out watch MTV, I suggest you start watching on Thursday because its jammed packed!!

You start off with Bully Beat Down, which is legit. ( If you read my earlier post, you can get the background about it )

Then it continues with Nitro Circus which seems to get crazier after every episode.

This season there is a new show called Pranked which is hosted by my friends Streeter and Amir so go show them some love because they do a hell of job on their new show.

Which is concluded with the best thing ever: Rob Drydek Fantasy Factory!!

Another season of amazingness!!

What are you waiting for ?!?!?

Go watch!!!

First day....

Today was the first day of my last semester at USC

It was an interesting day to say the least.

In my French class, my professor starts to trip me out when she tells me that my placement exam might have expired and I might need to take a new one...

Thats not good news to me folks.... I mean yeah I could test real good and opt of taking my French class but I haven't take French in 3 years which means that I could possibly place lower which would become a serious problem because I need this class to graduate this semester!!!! =[

Man that ticked me off but hopefully my shit is still valid. I just have to wait it out and hope I can remember all my French again.

My second class was my entrepreneurship one that I tried very hard to get into. It was an interesting class with an interesting professor to say the least. I like the fact that he is straight out blunt which in reality will help out in the real world.

We shall see what happens.

I got 3 more classes tomorrow so we'll see what goes down.

I still get kicks out of the intimidation the professors try to impose on their students the first week of school.

Lol oh well.

Bully Beatdown

Man that show is hilarious.

I can't wait for the next season to come out which is this Thursday.

Thank God this show didn't exist while I was still a bully or else I would have had to go on that show because I'm sure someone would have put me on it.

I'm also excited for the new season of the Fantasy Factory because that shit is hilarious. I mean Rob Drydek is an effin genius!

Nitro Circus is also legit!!

Heres the trailer kids!

Any who, The New York Yankees got destroyed today by the Red sox 14-1 so I guess you can call it payback from last night.

Some good news is that the Dodgers won again which means they now have won 3 straight games, 7 seven more and I'll be happy.

Let's do this!

Wow!!!

I must say, Inglourious Basterds was effin amazing!!

It was comical, brilliant and pack with amazing scenes.

The story started off slowing but it immediately picked up when the 2nd chapter came on.

Throughout the movie, people were cheering like crazy in the theater.

Tarantino did fantastic job and you can easily noticed similar methods that he uses throughout his work.

I don't want to go into full detail because I don't want to spoil it for you guys but my favorite scence clearly is how it all ends.

That shit was effin badass

Nonetheless, it's a must see.

I give a 4.5/5

so get off your ass and go watch it!

Sushi

is bomb!!!

Today I went to Joe's Sushi in off South St. and Lakewood Ave with my friend JD (@McKidding3) and Sarah.

Now I must say, the reason why we didn't go to the one in La Brea/Whittier is because we would have never of made it in time with all the traffic.

Nonetheless, like my first sentence states, sushi is bomb and the food at Joe's Sushi is straight up legit.

If you have never been there before, I suggest you go to the one in La Brea/Whittier since its bigger and the service is super chill.

Any who, Joe's Sushi is an all you can eat sushi bar and they literally make your food in front of you. Everything is straight up fresh and if you happen to get accustomed with the japanese sushi chefs there, they will make you secret dishes. They even give you free green tea ice cream! So therefore the place gets a 10/10 from me

Any ways, it was a good dinner and I'm glad I was able to go with my friends because it made it that much better.

I'm pretty exhausted from last night ( I got pwned at morongo with my friends Chente and Leva) so I might take a power nap

That's all for now so do yourself a favor and follow the captain on twitter

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Arizona Flavored Teas

Do you remember when you first had your first Arizona flavor tea? Now if you have no clue of what I'm talking about or merely have never bothered to get one before, I want you to slap yourself, stop reading this and the get the fuck off the chair and go buy one!!

Back to my point. I remember my first time buying my drink: I was walking with my good friends Pishoy "the Oil eater" Haroun and Matt Longo from Griffiths Middle school and we stopped at the dairy market/ liquor store on the corner of Florence and Tweety ( I think) Any ways, we were going to get our typical drinks at the time which usually were some brand of soda but on that particular day, the asian lady when up to us and was like (In a Miss. Swan voice) "Oh hi, try dis new drink....isha good for you, oh yes. go buy buy."

So we all looked at each other with an are you effin serious expression but after thinking it over and realizing we each only had like 2 bucks on us each, we were sold by the asian lady's pitch and we each bought one. I remember buying a kiwi strawberry one and from the moment I tasted the first drop, I felt an instant orgasmic sensation run throughout my body! I couldn't believe how good this drink was- it was far better than any other soda and the best thing was that it was only 99 cents!!!

It was such an amazing drink for such an amazing price. Since that day, I knew that if I were ever thirsty and was running low on the funds, I could depend on an Arizona Flavored Tea to save the day!

So get off your ass and go buy one and while your at it, get me one too please. Thanks

P.S. I think Pishoy was looking for an Oil Flavored Arizona Tea that day....LMAO

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Reading Books........The real truth about it....

So before you ask yourself.....does Sawyer really know how to read...sit back and enjoy the post.

Growing up I hated reading. It was time consuming and english was secondary to me.

I never like the fact that there were hardly any pictures in the books and I hate the fact that sometimes you would have to read books that smell like shit....you know what I mean..think back when you were in elementary school and you had to do a book report; 7/10 of the books given to you by the teacher smelled which only made that much more worse to read.

Nonetheless, I would do everything possible/imaginable to make sure I could avoid having to read anything which meant having others do my work for me or completely lie to the teacher and convince I already turned in the report and that she misplaced. Unfortunately sometimes it would work and sometimes it wouldn't.

The ironic part of everything was that throughout my childhood, I had the whole collection of Goosebumps books!! I maybe only read like 4 out of the 50 books my parents bought me but I made sure those were the best of the group haha.

Regardless, that was my life growing up as a kid...I emphasize as a kid because one I got older I realized that reading isn't that bad and there are actually good shit out there in the world that are good reads.

I'm still picky as to what I'm going to read; It either has to have pictures (lmao yes I know not many adult books have pictures) or be really interesting/recommended to me! I literally never read anything that is school related. You can ask anyone who knows me, I don't read my school books because I see it as pointless as long as I some how get the notes.

So as time as passed and I have gotten older, I am reading more and more. I even started reading illustrated books...yes some might be consider comics....but they were made on a hardcover which makes them books!!! So no hating!

Any who, I really recommend you read "Mad Love" by Paul Dini and Bruce Timm. Its a Batman book focused on the animated series of the 90's which therefore means it's good! The book is filled with short stories and sort of focuses on the madness that occurs with certain characters such as Harley Quinn, The Joker, Batman, Poison Ivy, Bat Girl, etc

Well I've been blabbing for a long time now so Ima wrap it up.... the moral of the story is this: don't read shitty books and avoid the smelly ones. If your bored out of your mind, make sure you look for the books that are recommended by friends and of course by me because I promise I will not let you down...more than once =P

Adios

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@Captain_Sawyer

The First...

Well hello there.

Now that I got my computer....the world is about to change.

I told myself I would start a blog once I got my pro and here I am; ready to throw myself into the ocean filled with sharks.

What kind of things should I warn you about if you happen to come across this blog...well expect a lot of things:

Sports

Randomness

Life

Video Games

BATMAN

Books

Adventures

and porn......

Sike!!

Any who, to tell you a lil bit about myself: My name is Brian Sawyer, but I go by Sawyer, Bruce, Brian, Captain and some times Savior of all ( jk on the last one unless u want to haha)

I am 21 and going to be graduating from USC this semester in which afterwards I plan on either being the President of the United States or work for ESPN.....

I will soon be writing my book about graduating college the fun way, which perhaps I might give a few snippets every once in a while in this blog

I consider myself a genius when it comes to sports- since i treat it like a religion and I pwn in fantasy sports

I consider my life to be a novela and full of random shit that at times only seems like it can only happen in a book or movie.

Any who, I'm sure as time goes on you'll be able to get a better understanding as to who I am and what I am about.

Let's hope this is the start of something great.

To get you all started......try to figure out who this dee dee dee is in this clip

P.S. Do your self a favor....follow the Captain.....

@Captain_Sawyer