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Showing posts with label Sex. Show all posts

Monday, August 31, 2009

Disney buys Marvel....

For about 4 billion dollars.

Not to shabby for a coming who was going to go bankrupt before Stan Lee and his team rescued it.

I'm kind of excited about this acquisition.

I mean as long as Disney doesn't start regulating what exactly Marvel can do and what it can't do, it should be a good thing for the both of them and fans.

What I am extremely excited about is the possibilities of mixing Disney and Marvel characters in a video game.

I mean think about it: if you think Kingdom Hearts 3 is going to be insane, can you imagine a Kingdom Hearts 4?!?!?!?

That shit would be beyond effin amazing and an automatic must buy.

Man this shit is going to get exciting.

I cant wait.

Let's do this already!!!

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Monday, August 10, 2009

Coming Soon

Well this month I plan on going to see a few movies before school starts and I've already made up my mine which ones I want to go see. I wanted to see G.I. Joe but I haven't really heard that much great stuff about it so I'm not really sure if I should go watch it.

But regardless there are two movies that I am definitely going to go see: Inglorious Bastards and The Goods!!

Now I'm not a huge Tarantino fan but there's something about Inglorious Bastards that makes me want to go see it since the moment I first saw the trailer. It was if there was a heavenly light shining upon the myself and the movie trailer the first time I saw it and I was immediately sold. I remember watching it with my twin and I was like...."ooooooooooh alrighty then (in heavenly church music) we are definitely fucking watching this shit!!

In case you haven't seen the trailer yet, here it is:

The second movie is The Goods, Live Hard and Sell Hard ( or something like that) is a movie right up my alley. Jeremy Piven is a brilliant actor and I know he can sell a movie so I'm looking forward of laughing my ass off when I watch it. So far the trailers have been hilarious so I'm sold on it and I can't wait.

Here's the trailer as well:



Well summer is ending soon so I have to hurry up and do random things before my life goes out the window with school, so if you have any suggestions, let me know.

Oh n for some reason I know more than just two people read this thing, so if your reading this thing, say hi or follow me. Thanks

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Sunday, August 9, 2009

BJs during a Dodgers game...



Lol now I'm sure I got your attention with my headline and I'm sure your scratching your head thinking...is Bruce talking about getting a BJ during the dodgers game? But what I'm really talking about is my experience at the new BJs restaurant in Downey and how I was watching the Dodgers game there.

Now in case you didn't know, a new BJs restaurants opened this month in Downey, right were stonewood mall is located. Before you hop into your car and head out there, let me give you a warning: the place has horrible service! Now I understand that the place is new but in reality there are some things that shouldn't happen at a restaurant- such as messing up seating and having to wait 45mins for your food only for it to be cold but that's exactly what happened to my family today at BJs.

It was a complete joke and quite frankly I don't plan on going there any time soon so I don't recommand it to anyone. Fuck that place- One a scale of 1-10, I give an epic failure and to only add salt to the wound-the dodgers played another horrible game while I was at BJs!

Now the sports part:

We are slowly losing our lead in our division and the Dodgers need to knock that shit out or else they are going to be spending October at home! We had at some point at 10 game lead and now its merely 5.5 lead which in retrospect means that if the Dodgers suffer a bad streak, they can end up seeing themselves trailing another team!

So Dodgers, I'm calling you out! Pick your shit up and play like a champion- LA is due for world series and this our year!


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Saturday, August 8, 2009

Boondock Saints!!

Hey everyone!

I just got back from work and I'm exhausted but I made a promise to myself that I would update this blog daily as much as I could so here is today's edition.

BOONDOCK SAINTS or as I like to call it: BOONDOCK MOTHERFUCKING SAINTS is literally tied at first in my list as my favorite movies of all time. Now I wont reveal what it's tied with but I promise I will reveal later on in another post.

Anywho, in case you have seen this amazing movies, I'll give you two options: either a)kill yourself this instance or b)get ahold of that movie and watch immediately!!! I can literally promise you that you will enjoy it!.

Now back to the movie: Boondock Saints is a movie about two twin brothers who happen to hear a message from God who tells them to rid Boston from evil men. Now with the help of their best friends, who happens to be an errand boy for the mob, they start acting upon vigilantism and put the law into their hands. Throughout their journey you see how they acted on the message, and what ended up happening to them at the end.

Now I don't want to fully go into detail of the movie since I don't want to spoil it for you but I will tell you this: as your watching the movie, you will start to really question how society is really run and how things would be different if someone in the world would literally do what these brothers are doing.

I would like to consider that Boondock Saints is a movie that was very original when it came out since I had never seen anything like that before I saw that movie 6 years ago so it should really make an impact on you when you see it for the first time.

So make sure you pick it up!


That's all for now so....

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Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Living in the World Full of Treasure Chests

I was sitting in my car waiting for it to be 8:30 so I could go into work and I started thinking...Do you know what I've always wished we could have in this world?!?!?!? Treasure chest put all over the world that either had rupees or useful items.

Now I'm not talking about treasure chests as in the ones pirates would hide their booty in but the ones that could easily be found all over the world. Think about it how badass that would be!! How do you think Link, from Zelda, felt when he came up on one those suckers?!? I mean, in times like this recession, that would definitely help out the economy since one would be able to easily get money from them.

Imagine the feeling- you're walking around and you discover a treasure chest- as you're about to open it, you hear that awesome jingle and bam! You have a ruby rupee! Can you imagine had badass that must feel knowing you just made your paycheck of the week by finding a treasure chest that also plays a jingle when you open it!!!

Ahhhhh, now thats the high life.

But it would also be nice if it was possible to walk around on grass and cut away only to discover that it actually gave you money!!! But I guess there is already something like that.....its called gardening!! No wonder my people are always doing that shit! They knew the truth about cutting grass!!

Nonetheless, I still think it would be badass to live in a world like that. Until then, I guess I'll keep going to work and stick to playing my Zelda games!!

P.S. Here's a clip in case you have no idea of what I'm talking about:


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Saturday, August 1, 2009

The First...

Well hello there.

Now that I got my computer....the world is about to change.

I told myself I would start a blog once I got my pro and here I am; ready to throw myself into the ocean filled with sharks.

What kind of things should I warn you about if you happen to come across this blog...well expect a lot of things:

Sports
Randomness
Life
Video Games
BATMAN
Books
Adventures

and porn......




Sike!!

Any who, to tell you a lil bit about myself: My name is Brian Sawyer, but I go by Sawyer, Bruce, Brian, Captain and some times Savior of all ( jk on the last one unless u want to haha)

I am 21 and going to be graduating from USC this semester in which afterwards I plan on either being the President of the United States or work for ESPN.....

I will soon be writing my book about graduating college the fun way, which perhaps I might give a few snippets every once in a while in this blog

I consider myself a genius when it comes to sports- since i treat it like a religion and I pwn in fantasy sports

I consider my life to be a novela and full of random shit that at times only seems like it can only happen in a book or movie.

Any who, I'm sure as time goes on you'll be able to get a better understanding as to who I am and what I am about.

Let's hope this is the start of something great.

To get you all started......try to figure out who this dee dee dee is in this clip



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